tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74565700265301829712011-07-09T01:40:00.743-07:00+noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-46192280978592728762009-11-16T01:36:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.286-08:00-Es difícil decidir qué es lo peor de usted, señor Marx, si su ignorancia o su indiferencia.<br />-Caballero, ni lo sé ni me importa.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-6593320034028918082?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-4619228097859272876?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-12269419261922843222009-11-11T01:35:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.275-08:00-Julius, si te presto ese dinero, ¿me lo devolverás?<br />-¡Tan cierto como mi bigote! Has de saber que jamás he dejado de no pagar una deuda.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-6464299764480056055?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-1226941926192284322?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-20231120833872364972009-11-06T02:40:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.265-08:00-¡Caramba!¿Ha visto usted esta noticia en el periódico? ¡El tema es preocupante!<br />-Déjeme ver, Julius... Hum, no lo veo bien sin gafas.<br />-¿Por qué?¿Es que le gafas le hacen a usted optimista?<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-5106621662541127603?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-2023112083387236497?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-12664690913974095412009-11-05T01:36:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.238-08:00Me he dado cuenta de que en este país la corrupción afecta a todos los bancos, ya sea a causa de la avaricia o del óxido.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-7769846200874559230?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-1266469091397409541?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-294463673038426072009-11-05T01:21:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.209-08:00-¿Qué le gusta más, Julius? ¿Los gatos o los perros?<br />-Yo con un poco de salsa me lo como todo.<br />-¡Pero, hombre, no me refería a comérselos!<br />-¿Ah, no? ¿Me está usted llamando zoófilo?<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-5011160536658585630?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-29446367303842607?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-69475223506915929182009-11-05T01:18:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.192-08:00-Señor Marx, ¿qué opina de la situación del mundo en estos días?<br />-Por mí está bien, yo no lo movería.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-1939315441280152527?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-6947522350691592918?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-46047823289001533222009-11-04T13:50:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.178-08:00¡Mira que dar una fiesta y no invitarme! He estado a punto de no ir.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-7315314765010340890?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-4604782328900153322?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-15649932805445491512009-11-03T01:45:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.168-08:00-Nunca me prestas atención, Julius. Me pregunto entonces por qué te casaste conmigo.<br />-Tu padre me estaba apuntando con un rifle.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-8160768630950729429?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-1564993280544549151?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-20800868495232610292009-11-03T01:39:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.156-08:00¡Camarero! Tráiganos dos whiskies y a mi amigo lo que pida. Y tráigale también la cuenta, aunque no la pida.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-6650511505597578553?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-2080086849523261029?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456570026530182971.post-14462834519068577512009-11-02T14:33:00.000-08:002011-01-30T01:15:15.144-08:00Yo no soy nada supersticioso, y es que los Tauro somos muy escépticos.<div><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36249079-276993773122041491?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com" alt=""></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7456570026530182971-1446283451906857751?l=grouchoxxi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>+noreply@blogger.com0